I have another blog. Things that fill my time and populate my mind at BLOGGER.COM. I came on here to delete my account and then I thought...nah! Here's some funny I couldn't post at BLOGGER. I don't know why.

8 weeks and I am not compelled to say anything until now? Yes. OK, here is what pulled me out of my non-posting funk. Well it's more like who. Who, you ask? Hojin. Oh my God! He is the most handsome man in this entire tri-city area. And I am being very conservative by throwing a third city in there. Yeah, its like that! You can pick a city, any city you want. Let's say, Washington, DC, Baltimore, and...I don't know, Philadelphia, he is the hottest. I could confidently say Hojin is the best looking guy in Maryland, DC, Virginia, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, North and South Carolina and Georgia. Yeah, its like that. In addition to his total hotness he is so nice and friendly. Beat that.

In a typical day I receive, oh I don’t know maybe 500 to 1500 e-mails. That’s a funny word, e-mails. Why was it important to make that word properly plural? Is it because most people were too lazy to add “messages” to the end of it? Yes, I think so. It would have been too difficult in the course of conversation and in written correspondence to string those two words together. To write or say “e-mail messages” is far too much work. Perhaps it’s me, being picky. E-mails may be descriptive enough, just enough. Perhaps the word is perfect to describe more than one e-mail message.
But I digress; the real topic at hand is opinions. During the course of my day I may run across 20 to 30 e-mails on different subjects, but they are all the same. They are opinion pieces, some are persuasive some are not. All of these e-mails I believe are meant to be eloquent, informative and ultimately persuasive. Often I find the arguments within these messages faulty, incohesive and sometimes incomprehensible. So, I asked myself, ‘Self, why would someone write something that no one else can understand?’ To my surprise, my advanced age and infallible wisdom had several reasons as to why. It seemed to me when I asked the question I thought that the entire purpose of language is to be understood. But of course like many things in life language is not that simplistic. Language is a tool to communicate but it also is a tool for the artistic mind. Writing one’s thoughts has also been said to be cathartic, a healing tool. People write to learn or commit messages or words to memory. There are many applications for written language, to communicate a thought and be understood by the reader is but one. I don’t expect many people will read this web log (blog), but I write because it makes me feel whole. I suspect some of the messages in my various inboxes serve that same purpose. As for the many memoranda that I can neither decipher the text nor discern the purpose I will take the message that I write here to heart and consider perhaps that was the author’s intention.

So my trainer sent me a text this morning. "I'll see you at 1pm, right?" He is too sexy to be sending me text first thing in the morning. He has disturbed my calm for the rest of the day.

I saw an advanced screening of Iron Man. That movie was awesome! From the time the movie started until the screen went to the ending credits. Why is Robert Downey Jr. the man? You gotta check it out.
http://ironmanmovie.marvel.com/

OK, I'm about tired of hearing about Reverend Wright. If I wanted to hear sermons I would go to church or something. The good reverend can say what he wants to say. I really feel like there a double standard going on here. I check YouTube and the as big as day the 700 Club crew said the same thing, just in a different way. You know calm, in front of a desk on national television. I am no friend of the Jesus freaks, believe me, but there are more pressing issues in the world, in this campaign. It seems that it is easier to get everybody off on another topic than to deal with the fact that you are not a good candidate for president. I’ve seen this tactic employed before. The Rove tactic was to find anything and twist it. Everyone, the entire country is so busy trying to untwist they miss their opportunity to expound on the real issues. So who wouldn’t want to talk about relevant issues? I am ashamed that a fellow Democrat is employing these techniques. Any one sinking this low is clearly up to no good. I know what Niccolò Machiavelli wrote, but this is not for the greater good of any nation. If you don't want to talk about issues you do the smoke and mirrors routine and bring something completely irrelevant up, like God damning America or abortion or gay marriage. All non-issues.
First for this whole "Goddamn America" thing to be really relevant you have to be sure no one working on behalf of this United States government has done anything worthy of damnation. It's not about what you think or feel. Can you prove it? By my count we've got about 400 reasons sitting in prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. What about Habeas Corpus, a speedy trial anyone? Is there anything remotely American or judicious about what's being done to possibly innocent people? My thing is if you don't like Rev. Wright's preaching style, don't go to his church. I'm not even going to get into the fact that for God to damn anything he has to exist.
A short while back, I was streaming WAMU.org they were in Texas interviewing different people about different things. One of the Christian groups was the Young Evangelicals and they were giving their reasons for why they voted for John McCain. One young woman said a man had to run the country, but we won't even get in that now. They said they didn't like McCain but he had the most delegates and would be the nominee and the abortion issue. WTF? Apparently he is against abortions. So I checked out his website they've scrolled something like "human life is dignified and sanctified." Dude, not everybody's life is dignified. If human life was so dignified American soldiers would be treated with more dignity when they get back here crippled and jacked the fuck up. Dignity would be treating other peoples' culture with respect. Dignity is not killing every man, woman and child who doesn’t look and act like you. I could go on about the sanctity of human life and the dignity it holds but this is one woman's blog. Here's the skinny for grandpa and his ilk if you don't like abortions, don't have one.
And that leads me to my policy on the last issue, gay marriage. If you think gay sex is great or gross, it is really of no concern to anyone but you. What adults, grown-ups consensually do is between them. I've got a secret for you. Marriage is a farce. I used to marry ketchup as side-work when I was a server, many moons ago. If two adults want to get married next door or in the next state, how is it affecting me? It's not. We've got bigger fish to fry, like oh... I don't know a global food crisis! The non-issues are distracting from urgent issues of genocide, war, deforestation, weapons proliferation, gang rape as a tool of war, poverty, female genital mutilation, and etcetera.
The real truth that no one wants to hear is it is easier to confuse and distract people than to deal with the real problems and make things better.

I like this song. It's nice. Check it out. Quick question: Why is Danny so damn cute?

T. sent me a link today.  Our friend is on YouTube.  And the crazy part is she is not the star of the video.  She sidled onto a karaoke stage and stole the show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c5HX-l7-cw
She was stone sober.
She made my day.

 I sit here in my lonely cubicle listening to my iPhone listening to Christina Vidal, Take Me Away, when I thought...this is sad and pathetic.  It's one thing to have a sad life but pathetic, that's a whole new other relm of awful especially when I was so happy 5 minutes ago.  Why was I so happy?  Yahoo had a ham on their food homepage.  I thought to myself a little baby ham will have to lay down his little baby ham life for me.  Awesome.  And just like that, I'm happy again.  So what does any of this ham talk have to do with Easter and my rebirth?  Well I was looking at the ham thinking I need to get better in all aspects of my life.  
My best friend T. says to get what I want I need to define what I want.  I think part of my problem in this life is I don't know what I want.  I know what I don't want.  So that's a start.  So I gathered the pen and the pad and then I decided to do something different.  I had live journal up, someone elses page, but since blogging is something I have been thinking about doing I decided there no time like the present, no day like today.  Right? Right.
This is the year I decided everyone (a loose broad term) would hear from me.